Nerds Gotta Drink: Guzzoline

Fangirls, one of the many movies of 2015 that it took me far too long to see, was Mad Max. Mad Max is a phenomenal movie about badass cars and the most rad of the rad characters, Imperator Furiosa. Furiosa leaves her area with the leader under the impression that she is after Guzzoline, their word for gas. Instead she’s taking his concubines away to hide in the green place, but I thought a Guzzoline drink would be more fun.


I only made a small amount, because it’s a bit strong (much like gas) and I have work in the morning. So it’s safer in small doses. I used 1 part Evan Williams Kentucky Cider Whiskey and 2 parts Martinelli’s Sparkling Apple Cranberry Juice.


It was phenomenal, Fangirls! It really revved up my engine, and definitely transported me to my own green place. Please be careful because this is an incredibly tasty drink, and because of that, it’s harder to tell how hard it’ll hit you. I definitely recommend it for those who enjoy sweet apple drinks, and those who enjoy drinking in general. It’s no Aqua Cola, but it’ll do.













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